Mwoohahahaha!!! I managed to get lunch twice today! YEAH! Thanks to the innocent Asian students in our house. I am the master!! Tomorrow I´ll see if I can eat breakfast more than once...I´ll just look cute in front of the students. Oh my..I´m so smart! People should worship me!!

1 hour ago I found a dead bird in the backyard, I almost threw up a hairball. THE SMELL...JEEZ!!

Peace out!

/M

I love the smell of spring in the morning

People, I can smell the spring. This morning I´ve been sitting on a rock, staring at the mountains for 23 minutes. I love the smell outside! It´s like...the best tuna you´ve smelled but three times better! On my way back to the house I accidentally passed a mirror. I really need to lose some pounds. I´ve been trying to beg for more healthy food but I don´t think my owners get it. Well, that´s my curse! Anyways, I LOVE THE SPRING!  

Ok...so this is me!